Narnian headcanon week, 7

Partly because the Thanksgiving feast a lot of you are having is a harvest feast (more or less) but mostly because I am now rummaging around in the bottom of my headcanon barrel, and this is one of the last scraps which looks respectable enough for the light of day, and short enough not to wear people out reading it. 

Seventh in the series:

( Why is Narnia not a country for men, but a country for a man to be a king of? )

Just one more to go. It's an eight-day week!  :)